How to Outwit, Outplay, and Outlast Everyone at PRSSANC
Outplay: To surpass an opponent in skill.
One up people every time that you can
This includes but is not limited to the following: bragging about your amazing internships, PR name dropping, interrupting conversations, pointing out stains on peoples clothing, wearing ostentatious clothing and purses, belittling every person you meet, making people feeling like they have no idea whats going on, and lastly giving back handed compliments.
Outwit: To surpass in cleverness or cunning; outsmart.
Intentionally send people to the wrong rooms for their sessions, then save a ton of seats at the session so others can't sit by you, intentionally go into the elevator when students are visibly running behind and select hit all of the buttons, when someone is trying to network with someone come up and interrupt their conversation, (then be sure to one up them once in erupting the conversation), and lastly playing candy crush on your phone to distract your contenders during session.
Outlast: Live or last longer than.
To outlast others you must form and create alliances immediately. Once creating these alliances, be sure to exclude everyone else from everything you are doing. Also, don't talk to anyone else, don't make eye contact, and especially do not shake their hand. If they give you their business card, tear it up in their face. Lastly, don't forget to be incredibly rude, mean, and downright awful to get ahead of everyone else, if you do this you are guaranteed success.
In conclusion, exercise these skills throughout the conference and you will do great.
Who will be the ultimate survivor?
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